[Now Minato would have just run at a brisk pace to preserve his stamina, but morbid curiosity has a way of making people look at things they would be accursed to lay eyes upon and he glances back for a split second only to see something that has this for a head lunging at them.
This too wouldn't have been a problem since Minato's had a Persona that looked just as phallic, except for an earlier incident that makes him react with a strangled choke. What's wrong with this goddamned jungle, he's had enough, he's seriously had enough!]
Right ahead of you, Oz-san! [And with that Minato's taking off like the wind, with his flock of surprised birds looking confusedly at each other before chirping and joining the pursuit. He'll apologize to Oz next time, surely.]
[Ah, the jungle is after Minato for sure... Even Oz doesn't feel quite as bullied by it. Despite being useless with survival, he's actually done pretty well for himself, not having to deal with insane friends or tired Persona. He hasn't even looked back so he isn't yet aware of the True Horror that's chasing them! Why... Why this.
For now, he'll just concentrate on running like the wind, simultaneously making sure that any bird level with him doesn't trip or get squashed. They're cute, okay, he wants them to be safe!!]
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But Oz is too busy focusing on the pun-hating death that might be approaching to be jealous, SO:]
Ready! Ready? Set— [And then something BURSTS THROUGH THE FOLIAGE and Oz is immediately waving Minato forward.] Go!!
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This too wouldn't have been a problem since Minato's had a Persona that looked just as phallic, except for an earlier incident that makes him react with a strangled choke. What's wrong with this goddamned jungle, he's had enough, he's seriously had enough!]
Right ahead of you, Oz-san! [And with that Minato's taking off like the wind, with his flock of surprised birds looking confusedly at each other before chirping and joining the pursuit. He'll apologize to Oz next time, surely.]
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For now, he'll just concentrate on running like the wind, simultaneously making sure that any bird level with him doesn't trip or get squashed. They're cute, okay, he wants them to be safe!!]